If somehow a recording was discovered to contain, through a method devised by Leonardo Da Vinci, the sounds his very own bathroom noises, it would be worth many millions, perhaps billions of dollars. And what we've recorded already is way better than that.
Still shots of Mark Twain and Robert Louis Stevenson throwing up together: Priceless, guaranteed. Everybody would be talking about it. That is simple fact. And yet though these pictures have no vomit, do they therefore have no worth? You people are sick.
Emily Dickinson caught in the throes of the flu, spewing from ends. God lancing one of His own boils. Pictures of these things would go so incredibly viral. We aren't like any of them, though. What we do is rock. As is clearly somewhat evident by these totally non-viral shots.
NO GOOD REASON
STOOD ME UP
ONE MORE NIGHT
JUST A FACE
MOTHERS WITHOUT MASTERS
All easy to find online. Simply imagine that the songs owe you money. You'll find them, no prob.