Showing posts with label johnny depp. Show all posts
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Saturday, August 17, 2013

"STRANGE" ULTIMATE DOORS FLICK


















WHEN YOU’RE STRANGE
Starring Jim Morrison,
Ray Manzarek,
Robbie Krieger,
John Densmore,
Johnny Depp (narration)
Written and directed by Tom DiCillo
Running time 86 mins.

  
           
There’s a rusty old car in a desert that looks like it’s stuck in a ditch. Through the shattered windows of the tilted machine we see a form move. The door opens up at an angle, and out pops Jim Morrison.
           
Yes, Jim Morrison. Fresh from the days of color, in the flesh, and larger than life, long-haired and leather-clad, thumb out by the road. That’s no actor playing Jim, it’s the real Lizard King himself, radiating mojo. He had gone out in the desert one day with a friend and shot some film for an idea he had about a hitchhiker.
           
It’s just some of the footage we’ve never seen before in what is far and away the ultimate film source of, to put it mildly, one of the greatest bands ever. True, When You’re Strange, beautifully written and directed by Tom DiCillo, did not come out this year, but rather in 2009. However, nobody told me. And hey, look, checking the old wristwatch we see now it’s forty years since the Doors. In April of ‘71 they released “L.A. Woman,” and a few months later, that July, Jim died in Paris.
           
A large part of what makes this movie work so jaw-droppingly well is the fine narration by Johnny Depp. Perfect guy for the job. But the narration would be nothing if it wasn’t so stunningly written.
           
For example, the music of the Doors is “music for the different, the uninvited. It carries the listener into the shadowy world of dream.” Sweet. And then there’s: “The organ carries a hint of the carnival, both child-like, and darkly disturbing.” Ahhh. Nice.
           
Mostly though what we get is the fullest picture we’ve ever seen of Jim. For one thing, portrait of a dude havin’ a ball. I got the feeling reading No One Here Gets Out Alive thirty years ago that Jim Morrison hardly ever smiled. I recall a caption to a photo saying something like, “A rare one of Jim smiling.” Well there’s an important piece of inaccuracy. One thing that sticks in my mind from the film is Jim’s incredibly infectious smile. Like when he steps off a plane and someone with a camera says, “Name?” He goes, “Uh...Jim.” Then, “Occupation?” And he just sort of looks at the camera with this mischievous grin that cracks me up thinking about it.
           
As much as I enjoy hearing whatever Ray Manzarek, Robbie Krieger and John Densmore have to say today, I think it’s a terrific choice not to include them sitting down talking about “the old days.” We get the insightful narration, but we also get to really feel the life of what’s going on at the time. Mostly, what’s going on is Jim. The music is so different, so original and pure, it’s as fresh today as it ever was. When You’re Strange fantastically covers the whole Doors story.
           
“I think that in the States these days,” quoth Jim with a languid tilt of the head to his tone, “you have to be a politician or an assassin to really be a superstar.” 
           
He always was ahead of his time. Now, in the Year of the Door, we’re just beginning to catch up.










                                                           


Monday, July 15, 2013

"LONE RANGER" MASKS GEM



THE LONE RANGER
Starring Johnny Depp,
Armie Hammer,
William Fichtner,
Tom Wilkinson,
Ruth Wilson,
Helena Bonham Carter,
James Badge Dale
Directed by Gore Verbinski
Written by Ted Elliott, Justin Haythe, Terry Rossio
Running time 149 mins.
Rated PG-13


          “Make trade.”
          As if against my own will I’ve been quoting Johnny Depp’s Tonto.
          Yes, “The Lone Ranger” comes from the good folks who brought us “Pirates of the Caribbean,” and yes it’s just as fun.
          Ever see Johnny in “Dead Man,” directed by Jim Jarmusch? Set in the West, shot in B&W, he plays a dude called William Blake. Gary Farmer's mysterious Indian, Nobody, quotes from Blake, and The Doors, to hilarious effect. As Tonto now, Depp gets to say, "Stupid white man," just like Farmer in “Dead Man.” Terrific character yet again from Johnny.
          Make trade.
          And Depp’s indelible performance is in keeping with the story. Remaining intentionally vague to preserve the plot, suffice to say “The Lone Ranger” has parallel quality to larger political events in much the same manner as we’ve seen in the “Pirates” quadrilogy.
          The main thing working against this picture is that it’s not “Pirates of the Caribbean” again. But if audiences can get past that, then they gotta “hold on for the wildest ride in the West,” to quote Disneyland’s Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.
          In a nod to “Little Big Man,” the story starts when Tonto’s about a hundred or more. (His narration and the way it’s used is comparable to Peter Falk’s grandpa in “The Princess Bride.”) He recounts to a kid in a cowboy hat wearing a mask how he met the Lone Ranger….
          Perhaps the most amazing part of the movie is how well Armie Hammer does in the title role. Because he’s not the star, but he rolls with that punch and proves himself a likable sidekick. How the filmmakers manage the amazing feat of making the Ranger sort of the butt of the jokes, and yet also be a cool dude has everything to do with the casting.
          One thing about trains is they go faster than old-time pirate ships. Fellers can run on the tops and then get slugged right off. Hoo boy, and how! No shortage of action with this one. There’s a whole big sustained action sequence with Rossini’s “William Tell” overture that’s probably worth the cost of admission itself.
          From her previous work in “Sweeney Todd” and “Dark Shadows” with Johnny, we easily accept the always talented and lovely Helena Bonham Carter as the town Madame with the “Grindhouse”-esque modified prosthetic leg. Darn-tootin’.
          The story deals with Westward expansion. There’s also a romance sub-plot, but the gravitas of the movie concerns Colonialism, greed, lies, and genocide. It therefore speaks quite fluently to modern audiences.
          Hats off to the filmmakers also for the wide swath of audience to which this story appeals, because “The Lone Ranger” really does have something for everyone.


And check this:
Turns out, Johnny's makeup and costume are based on an Indian named Kirby, as a matter of fact, Crow Kirby Sattler.


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TERRY LABARBA'S REVIEW OF DRIFTING ROOM
Terry LaBarba, author of WE, THE HIDDEN:

Storytelling That’s Wildly Poetic                     

The story takes place in the small town of Madrani in the redwood forest. There were strange things going on that kept me engaged, the reason partly being due to the interesting narration and the main character’s voice. It reminded me of the descriptive ramblings of Arlo Guthrie doing "Alice’s Restaurant," only with higher octane.

It’s a casual read and then again it isn’t. The eventful but not overly complex story uses descriptive word groupings that, in itself, entertains. You will want to take your time and let the verbal constructs take hold. There were “caves of problematical intricacy,” and a trek through the forest mentioned trees with “boughs outstretched like gem-laden supplicants bearing offerings before the ancient giants.” Truly poetic.

When I read this mastery of words, I had to wonder if it easily flows to the author or does he take the time to labor over the most creative way to put together a concept or description? Stewart Kirby’s literary work comes across as play, seeming natural, yet brilliant. As far as being creative, the funny but creepy little twitching doll in this book is a good example. The names of the local businesses in this town were a hoot. There was also some twisted humor when one character builds the perfect, dirty sandwich (with not so nice intentions). It had me laughing out loud as the deed progressed.

The plot moved forward without a dull moment. I’m looking forward to the next book of “uncanny tales of the redwoods in the hugely Hippie haven of Humbaba County,” as Kirby calls them. I suspect it is just as campy, witty and fun as this one.
CRAIG JONES' REVIEW OF DRIFTING ROOM
Craig Jones, author of GEM:

MORE THAN SC-FI

You know when you've got something too good to read when you plough through it faster than your new born baby can fill nappies! 'Drifting Room' is one of those stories. It is well written, cleverly crafted and incredibly interesting, yes, but then so are many novels and novellas. What made Stewart Kirby's work stand out for me was the smile it put on my face as I read it. A piece of serious fun, in a nutshell.

Why did I like it so much?

Okay, first off was the material. A good sci fi needs certain elements (the unknown, a hero you can take to, believable unbelievability) and what Kirby does really well is to take normal people and put them into very strange situations, which makes the story then become plausible. Then there is the story structure. I was reminded of Dean Koontz and how he used to wield story arcs until, unlike the Ghostbusters, he would cross the beams and bring everyone together in a dramatic conclusion. Many people have tried and failed with this technique, usually one character would have to do something quite bizarre for everything to fall into place but 'Drifting Room' is a tight story and that does not happen here. Then there is the humour. The material may be quite different than say Gaiman and Pratchett but the wit and turn of phrase is there. Cleverly funny is how I would describe it. Like I'd read a line and find myself starting to snigger a few lines later...like I said, cleverly funny Next up are the characters...personally I liked the kind of Irvine Welsh way that the main character (not going to give the plot away) develops as the story progresses. I liked the guy and wanted him to succeed, no doubt about it. And finally, in sci fi there has to be an ending that you cannot guess at fr
om five pages in...why read it otherwise....and Kirby has that down like Charlie Brown!

Loved this story, off to purchase more from Mr Kirby's back catalogue. I've found a good un here, methinks. I suggest you give 'Drifting Room' a turn too. You will not be disappointed! 


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 Much obliged, folks!

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Monday, October 22, 2012

BEST OF HORROR MOVIES: THE 31 CHOICEST CUTS







1. Phantom of the Opera (1925) -- Classic tale of Erik (Chaney), a man  escaped from Devil's Island (where he contracted leprosy), who returns to France and hides in the catacombs and grottoes beneath the Paris Opera House stalking a beautiful young singer (Philbin) and terrorizing all in his sphere.
2. Frankenstein (1931) – It’s nothing like Mary Shelley’s novel, but director James Whale creates a visual marvel with Boris Karloff earning our sympathy as the monster. Bride of Frankenstein, the sequel to which Whale reluctantly acceded, in some ways exceeds, but the first one is the purer.

3. Dracula (1931) – No, it’s not scary, and not a bit like the book, either. But the coach rattling on up to the castle, the creak of the door, and Bela Lugosi bidding welcome are essential to the season.

4. Nosferatu (1922) – Director FW Murnau’s silent German classic re-works Bram Stoker’s novel because he couldn’t get the rights to Dracula, and makes the vampire a rat-like plague-guy. Excellently re-made in 1979 by Werner Herzog with Klaus Kinski as the abhorrence.

5. Shadow of the Vampire (2000) – Not really a solo monster film, per se, but deserves special mention as the movie that imagines what if FW Murnau got an actual vampire to play the role.

6. Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) – Francis Ford Coppola’s vampire vision is the richest feast. Opulent, surreal images with incredible music composed by Wojciech Kilar keep this classic on the Halloween must-watch short list.

7. Mad Love (1935) – Peter Lorre as a monstrously mad doctor amazes. Has Colin Clive as a pianist who loses his hands in an accident and gets a murderer’s hands grafted on by Dr. Lorre.

8. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931) – Fredric March won an Oscar for his double role as the ultimate mad doctor. His transformation into the leering, sneering, animal-like Hyde still holds up due to an ingenious use of camera lens filters.

9. Psycho (1960) – A Jekyll-and-Hyde with no mad doctor. Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates evokes our sympathy in the manner of the Frankenstein monster, and a simultaneous repugnance worthy of Nosferatu. Hitchcock’s classic has it all.

10. An American Werewolf in London (1981) – The special effects that made this movie fresh are dated now, but not prohibitively.

11. The Haunting (1963) – Shirley Jackson’s haunted house story is to horror what The Sound of Music is to musicals because Robert Wise directed them both.

12. The Shining (1980) – Stephen King famously dislikes it, but the Stanley Kubrick film is the best haunted house movie ever.

13. Invaders from Mars (1953) – Early in the Cold War, movie sci-fi saw the value of…foreign invasion! Kid has hard time getting grownups to believe he saw an alien spaceship crash land in the back yard.

14. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) – Works the same Cold War issue of infiltration in a smarter way because it doesn’t push anti-Commie propaganda, but rather reflects on the witch-hunt dynamic.

15. Night of the Living Dead (1968) – George Romero’s low-budget classic sets the bar for zombie stories and slowly, but inexorably, tackles prejudice.

16. Rosemary’s Baby (1968) – The greatest host-woman for Devil-boy gestation story ever told.

17. The Wicker Man (1973) – In his best horror movie, Christopher Lee worked for free. Search for a missing girl on a remote island village. Avoid re-make.

18. American Gothic (1988) – A group of stranded travelers finds a freaky family, led by Rod Steiger, that practices some of that old-time religion.

19. John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) – More than the special effects, Ennio Morricone’s stark, ominous music makes this sci-fi re-make work. Antarctic researchers wake up ancient alien. A masterpiece of mood.

20. Silver Bullet (1985) – This werewolf story from Stephen King works in the context of the monster as group works a hair better than The Howling.

21. Sleepy Hollow (1999) – Tim Burton’s vision of Washington Irving’s Headless Horseman legend removes all doubt of the specter’s existence, and incorporates the crimes of the town’s elite into the bargain. Drips with Gothicism and features Johnny Depp as Ichabod Crane.

22. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) – Bad guys George Clooney and Quintin Tarantino take hostages down to Mexico, but wind up at the wrong bar. Raunchy dialogue and over-the-top violence.

23. The Ninth Gate (1999) – Roman Polanski directs Johnny Depp in a hunt for a book reputed to be written by the Devil.  
24. The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967) – This early Polanski film uniquely blends ‘60s camp with stylized vampire fun. Features the director as a mousy helper to a professorial stalker of the undead.

25. Young Frankenstein (1974) – Gene Wilder co-writing and starring in this horror movie send-up makes this the ultimate Mel Brooks movie.

26. Creepshow (1982) – George Romero and Stephen King’s love letter to the horror magazines of the ‘50s.

227. Re-Animator (1985) – Based on a story by HP Lovecraft and with music from Psycho. Features underrated actor Jeffrey Coombs as a med student with a serum that can re-animate the dead, kind of.

28. Army of Darkness (1992) – Hilarious tale of a store clerk (Bruce Campbell, another great underrated actor) who gets a weird book in a creepy cabin that zaps him to a Medieval, sorcery-packed past.

29. Dead Alive (1992) – Before directing The Lord of the Rings, Peter Jackson made a movie about a zombie-like condition spread by a Sumatran rat-monkey. 

30. Beetlejuice (1988) – Endlessly fun Tim Burton classic about a dead couple trying to rid their house of weird and scary yuppies.

31. Dark Shadows (2012) – Overshadowed by The Avengers when released, this film version of the daytime TV cult favorite is one of the best movies of 2012. Tim Burton outdoes himself in terms of pure visual style, and Johnny Depp is perfectly cast as vampire Barnabas Collins.


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