BEST OF CREEPY READING GUIDE

 

ETA Hoffmann- The Golden Flower Pot, The Automata- The beloved holiday favorite of The Nutcracker comes from this twisted German dude who reviewed Beethoven's new stuff. Chiefly notable for cracking descriptive power and an imagination to which the advance of time has merely added mojo.

Mary Shelley- Frankenstein- Now her we've heard more about. Familiar as we are with the movie versions, once the creature starts bounding around the craggy mountain peaks and starts telling his side, things get really interesting.

Edgar A. Poe- The Fall of the House of Usher, The Tell-Tale Heart- Master of the short story. Poe works atmosphere and gets into the head of his narrator like nobody else.

RL Stevenson- Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde- We take it for granted as an image because it's so effective, but the split-personality story, and the mad doctor story, has never been outdone--in spite of spawning such great works as Altered States and The Silence of the Lambs.

Bram Stoker- Dracula- Still spot on. The dark inventiveness of the first main section from Harker's journal carries the rest of the story.

Shirley Jackson- The Haunting of Hill House, We Have Always Lived in the Castle- The darkest and loneliest writer of all, with sentences as good as Steinbeck's best.

HP Lovecraft- The Colour Out of Space, The Whisperer in Darkness- He started out copying Poe and wound up becoming seminal in terms of unique style and the dark, consistent richness of his universe. Has aliens, tentacles.

Stephen King- The Shining, 'Salem's Lot- Bringing the modern world and all its pop culture brought his stories of death to life at the time they were written. These two novels don't just still hold up, the history they hold of '70s-ness has quite nicely gelled.

Stephen Gilbert- Willard- A top-quality story in every respect, and twist on the Pied Piper, about a guy living with his invalid mother, stuck in the rat-race at work, who finds he can control a whole lot of rats. For awhile.

Ira Levin- Rosemary's Baby- Could be the best Gothic book ever written. Host-woman for Devil-Boy's gestation. Just about interchangeable with the movie.

Washington Irving- The Legend of Sleepy Hollow- Two schools of Gothic thought: On the one hand, there's Ann Radcliffe--Scooby-Doo follows the Radcliffe Gothic model, which says that there really aren't spooks, it was just the wind, basically. And then on the other hand we have Matthew Lewis--the last fifty pages of The Monk are especially sweet--in whose Gothic world the supernatural does exist, and can get you. I love The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, but would prefer if Irving weren't so Radcliffe-like in his leanings.

Philip K Dick- Imposter- It's not typical October fare, but Imposter is an exciting and frightening great American short story about artificial life and identity.

William Goldman- Magic- The same guy who wrote Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (the most successful Western movie ever) also wrote All the President's Men, and The Princess Bride, and this dark gem about a man and his ventriloquist dummy.

HG Wells- War of the Worlds, The Island of Dr. Moreau- Big on concept, Wells' strength is not in memorable characters so much as memorable situations, too often disturbingly prescient. Was Wells influenced by the mythological figures of artist Gustave Moreau? Take a Google and see what you think.

Craig Jones- What Happened to Rhodri, Outbreak- Master of the zombie story. Huge on humor, Jones works elements of Poe, Wells, and George Romero in ways that make tales of rotting bodies fresh.

Sheridan LeFanu- Carmilla- Gives Dracula a run for the money as best vampire story--and precedes it, written by a fellow Dubliner.

MIGRANT TRIMMER RUSH STUMPS SOHUM

SoHum is short for Southern Humboldt County.

MIGRANT TRIMMER RUSH

STUMPS SOHUM

It's the number one topic in town. Ask anyone who goes into Garberville and you hear the same thing: What is up with all of the street people?

Cory, 27, has been living on the streets for ten years. He heard about Humboldt County growing up in Santa Rosa.

Sitting cross-legged on the sidewalk, Cory held a sign which read Just Hungry. Up and down Redwood Drive and on either side, indeterminate numbers of street people sitting, milling, and strolling dominated the Garberville business district view.

When asked how he would respond to the news that Ray's Food Place, a few doors up the street, has a Now Hiring sign on the door, Cory replied, "You have to be willing to clean up a little bit."

Cory indicated his lack of shoes and shirt.

When asked what would be wrong with doing that, he said, "Once you start cleaning up, you have to keep that appearance running."

Finally, when asked what would be wrong with that, Cory responded, "I don't want to change."

For Gary Futrell at The Cuttings, the prevalence of the street people in Garberville is destroying the community.

"We're overwhelmed," he said at work in his barber shop, trimming. "A lot of these people aren't looking for jobs. They're just living off the community here. You see more street people than you do local people at times."

Many of them panhandling with dogs. The impression may be likened to downtown San Francisco, or any urban area with striking economic contrast.

“It’s running tourists out of here,” said Futrell. “We’re losing the town. It’s no longer safe for women and children to walk the streets at night.”

In front of Ray’s Food Place a clean-cut homeless man, college-age, filled a pipe bowl and lit up with a joyless air. Initially defiant and suspicious, he walked off warning his fellow street person Cory, “Bacon, dude!” Not the first time someone thought I was a cop.

A week later, he said his name was Aaron, that he was from Mississippi, and that he used to work at The Blue Room.

Cody, 19, has been in SoHum for six weeks.

“I was in Colorado and I traveled to the Rainbow Gathering in Tennessee,” said Cody. “I hooked up with a group that knew something about trimming jobs.”

Not all of the street people migrating to the Gold Rush of Humboldt County marijuana trim work are as candid, but Cody plans to return to Colorado.

“A buddy of mine says he might already have a job hooked up for me,” he said. “I’m figuring I might as well go back to where friends and family are.”

Inside, atop, and around a colorfully spray-painted modified school bus, barefoot young people playing music lounged in the Ray’s Food Place parking lot with their dogs. One was from Colorado, another from North Carolina. About a third had heard of Ken Kesey.

Responding to numerous complaints, Sgt. Ken Swithenbank of the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Department arrived on the scene, and the bus people moved on.

For many local residents, having to adjust to Dickensian hordes in town is not a desired change. A change that most business owners asked are as reluctant to address in print as workers migrating across the country are on clipping bud.

Local horror stories range from overexposure to general seediness, to verbal abuse, to the threat of being bitten by the dog for failure in panhandling compliance. Last week, an Arizona man flipped out in Garberville on LSD, and a resident of North Carolina shot a man north of Redway.

More commonly however, there’s just something about near-constant overripe crowds hanging around outside of businesses accosting passersby for change that becomes exceedingly tiresome.

“All the commercial marijuana growers,” Swithenbank said, “should possibly put in a town tax for us to have more enforcement on the transient trimmers.”

Copies of REDWOODLAND    

THE MESMERIZER  

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AVENUE OF THE GIANTS

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