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The custard guy, the cadavers, Liliana, Terrence now,
and some other guy with dreadlocks appeared one-by-one down the long hall.
“I believe you already know Liliana’s
brother? Allow me to introduce our guest of honor. Beau Black, Ross Kingston.
Ross Kingston, Beau Black.”
Still quite dazed and increasingly
confused, Beau hadn’t paid attention to the new guy’s face. All he saw were the
dreadlocks. But now he noticed something odd. Ross wore white slacks and a
black long-sleeved shirt. This was the opposite of Beau. Stranger still, they
both stood the same height, and apparently shared the exact same build. But the
weirdest part was that, except for the color of their skin, both of their faces
looked almost exactly the same, especially around the eyes.
“Absolutely incredible, mon. Never
would’ve believed it.”
“All right then,” said Omar,
“everybody ready? Let’s head on down now, and I’ll tell you as we walk here,
Beau, how Shreveport Stevie got the title of that song. It’s because he stole
it from me. He always hangs out in front of LowCost with a hat out and a guitar
that he got me to play for him a few minutes one time. That’s where he heard me
playing ‘8-Track Mind.’ But how do you know him?”
“I don’t. I only heard about him
from another guy. He said he was missing.”
“Who? Who said that?”
“A friend I met hanging around in
the redwoods.”
“Down by Madrani, right? Okay.” The
hall terminated at a full-length mirror, in which Beau saw Ross standing next
to Liliana. Pressing against the frame on the right hand side produced a soft
click and the door swung open, revealing a musty coolness yawning darkly. Omar
looked back at the crowd with palpable excitement, then turned a knob that
flared the flambeaux set in sconces along the walls of a stone staircase
spiraling down. “Everybody stay close now, and watch your step.” Omar led the
way, and the others followed suit.
“Terrence and I roomed in college,
Beau. It’s so great to get together with old friends. Terrence got into the
real estate game. That’s how he met Mr. Kingston here.”
“Looking for a house, mon,” Ross
called from the back of the line. It looked to Beau like he stayed back there
to hang out with Liliana.
Omar went on. “It wasn’t too long
after that that Terrence introduced Ross to me. And you know, it all comes down
to what those visitors left so long ago, Beau. They exude an incredible energy,
absolutely off the charts, and they don’t all hang out in meteorites. Some of
them are in the redwoods. Literally part of the tree. I think it’s an absolute
crime to hurt them. They’re far too valuable to waste. Honestly, for me to find
one, it was like finding the world’s biggest oil field right in my own
backyard.”
They had reached the bottom of the
steps. In the cold bare confines they stood before a heavy wooden door on long
iron hinges set in a low stone archway. Where an ordinary door would have held
a handle, a black ring hung.
“Before I open this last door, I
want to thank you all for your patience, and for the wonderful pleasure of your
company, and Beau, considering all you’ve suffered, well, I think you should be
the first to see.” Omar grabbed the ring and pulled the door open on protesting
hinges, flattening himself against the stone wall for Beau.
Beau looked in. All he saw was
darkness. He started to take a step, but stopped, an involuntary desperate
sound escaping as he caught himself from falling in. Beau’s racing heart
hammered in his chest. “I don’t see any stairs.”
Terrence, standing behind, stepped
forward, and with both hands held out exploded a shove into the small of Beau’s
back, plunging him over the edge.
Beau’s scream as he fell into
darkness stabbed out and stopped with a sickening crunch. Moments later, the
powerful beam of a small flashlight which Omar produced showed Beau below some
twenty-five feet down. Over the doorway above, the tower rose an equal distance
still higher. Twenty feet long, fifteen feet wide, strange growths like
ten-foot toadstools cascaded down the dungeon walls.
Beau was alive, but his groans of
pain and fear increased with his discernment of his surroundings. He had fallen
onto some terrible rank muck, the moistness of which cushioned his impact, and
he saw by what mere chance he had avoided being impaled on any number of white
sticks poking up, like branches on the forest floor. Then he realized what the
white sticks were, and an involuntary scream again tore from his lips.
High above, Ross Kingston stood in
the doorway, voice echoing in the chamber as he intoned, “Dearly beloved, oh,
what a relief it is, to have and to hold, to protect and to serve, and many
more, mon. We say him don’t delay! And the party of the departed, all him stars
come out to shine. Can’t him battle no network, mon. Act now! Him pledge
allegiance, mon! All at the low, low price. Him country, ‘tis of thee. Praise be, Leiana! Make our dreams come true now, mon! And at the
bottom line, they signed the dotted line, and with him this sacrifice, mon, this conclude the deal,
and the deal come true, mon,
delivered now this night, six to eight weeks later was him deal, and now this pay in full the debt! Praise Leiana! Highest praise and blessed be!”
Everybody wanted to peer over the
edge. The faces crowded as everyone wanted a peek. Just a glimpse of the awful
machine in action, a flashing shot of slaves in the kitchen preparing the
feast. In the case of the custard guy and the cadavers, it was the look they felt
entitled to. After all, they had paid so well to see.
“Well, well, well,” said Omar.
“Don’t let it get you down, Beau.”
“Help me.” He hadn’t quite gotten
his breath now from the fall, and his voice was weak. Beau tried again. “Help
me!”
Laughter from above.
“I don’t think so, Beau. Nobody’s
left the Swamp yet.”
“Oh Omar, I wish you’d call it the
Garden of the Genii. Or at least Cavern of the Jinn.”
“No way, those are too long.”
Hysterical laughter from Terrence. “Hey Beau, I warned you! I warned you! Remember? I warned you not to come here—I
warned you!”
“Liliana,” Beau’s voice meekly
reached. “Help me. Please.”
“Oh my fucking god he’s asking me to
help him!”
“I think she’s a little ticked off
at you, Beau, making it so hard for her when you ran away.”
“And that’s the only thing you made
hard for her, mon! But don’t you worry ‘bout that now, mon.”
“Why? Why? What’s going on? What is
this? What are you doing? Why are you
doing this to me? Let me out of here! I
want out!”
“I told you, Beau, you’re not getting
out. You’re fresh meat. You’re the banquet. You’re the sacrifice. See that big
mushroom?” A grayish lump, the size of an upholstered chair, squatted on the
meaty muck. “It grew around the meteorite. All of that swamp you’re in down
there is the decaying matter on which the being feeds. You’re the mulch, Beau.
Right in here is where I grow my dreams. And sometimes provide them to my
friends in trade.”
“Him take none of the risk and get
all of the benefits. Like the Military Industrial Complex, mon!”
“Whereas,” Omar resumed, “you, Beau,
stood nothing to gain and paid all the cost.”
“Oh, Omar! He had a lot to gain—and you know it!—but oh my
god I’m glad he didn’t!”
“What’s the matter, Liliana?” the
custard guy’s voice chimed in. “Doesn’t his balding head turn you on?”
“And that nice gut! You’re the one with the crappy hair you
fucking bum!”
“Did you see those elbows? They
looked just like dried apricots!”
“I had to call up his parents
looking for him. His mother made sure to remind me he was married now. She said
he would be coming down today, and I had to say, ‘Please, don’t tell Beau, I
want it to be a big surprise. Ugh! Can you imagine?”
“I thought Ross looked like Beau the
second I saw him,” Terrence sneered, “but it wasn’t until Lili showed up that I
got the idea of actually using him as a sacrifice.”
“I got the car, baby, and I got the
youth, and I goddam earned it!”
“Forrevver
youunng!” Terrence croaked, in a terrible Bob Dylan that sent sneers of
approval all around. “Forever young!”
“Demonoscopy, mon! Blessed be
Leiana!”
Light chit-chat ensued. As Ross
revealed to Omar that the new house was ready, and he and Liliana were all set
to move in, Terrence explained to the custard guy and the cadavers that in
payment for his end of the bargain—“Contract after contact,” Ross was wont to
say—he received a rival real estate agent’s wife for one month, to do with as
he pleased with no repercussions to himself, guaranteed.
“I always make it a provision to
each request in a contract that any involvement by me go undetected,” said
Omar. “That’s standard practice.”
More chit-chat, this time on the
surprising lack of stench to which those attending stood exposed. Omar gave the
breakdown on the processes ordinarily involved, how gases and putrefaction
would typically result, colder conditions decreasing decay, as well as the
contained environment cut off from sunlight. What exact process occurred did so
beyond the understanding even of the shaman, whose practices “open the
receptors of the brain that pick up what the aliens put out, mon.”
“I want to go home. I want my
family. I want my wife. Help. Help me please.”
“It won’t be long now, Beau. I know,
I know. You’ll probably say that those who benefit from this private enterprise
do so at the expense of others. Aw, what a shame. But you see, it’s all a
matter of perspective. And you are obviously in no position to understand
there’s a difference between those kind of people down there with you, and
those of us here up top. By the way, my comments earlier might have been somewhat
misleading regarding your little Hippie friend. Shreveport Stevie’s down there
somewhere.” Tie-dye shirts mixed in the muck hung from meaty mushroom folds.
“Him and all the rest. I should get paid by the public for the service I’ve
done. Who knows, Beau? Maybe they’ll sing you a song.”
A greasy gray mist seeped from the
decay. Omar turned off his flashlight. “Quiet now. Look closely.”
Beau’s bellows below slowed down to
heavy breathing as a thin blue preternatural glow developed over the mushroom
lump, and its color no longer looked gray, but rather took on a quality like
gasoline—shimmering, iridescent, chimerical—and tracing the weird, warped edges
of the cascading toadstools, veins of green and purple also slowly glowed. With
the luminous, numinous display could not help but be felt an emanating flood of
energy. Now it sank in. There was something in the pit with him.
But as unexpectedly as the lights
had occurred, they suddenly began to fade, like a giant sea anemone retracting
its colorful tendrils. The huddled audience above, half-hushed with awe,
lightly clapped and began to file toward the stairs.
“Goodbye, Beau,” Omar said, pushing
shut the heavy door. “No one will be coming for you. No one knows you’re here,
now do they? No, of course they don’t. That’s a standard provision in every
contract. Well, have fun, guy.” Omar closed the door, plunging the dungeon in
darkness.
The layered, lasagna-like surface of
the meaty battlefield made clammy smacks as Beau shifted his weight taking
stock of his wounds. Trying to stand, he found, was impossible. Both legs were
broken. That was certain. He could feel his right femur protruding out the back
of his leg. He was bleeding badly there, and by his labored breathing feared a
broken rib had punctured a lung.
Images appeared of how it must have
gone down for all of the others. Lured in with lies, milked for talent, taken
down to the pit and pushed.
But now once again the pale blue
light throbbed softly to life, tracing the edges of the toadstools, like fireflies
lighting up when the people have passed. In the seeping mist’s return, Beau
could feel his mind dissolve. Big bugs and weird worms tilled the porous
portions of the loam. Beau was being broken down. He could feel it.
Murky and mercurial, a strange display
of light grew into view over the gray fungoid growth, shimmering the spectrum
once again like gasoline. Rippling bands of color spectacular as the aurora
borealis tore upward without sound. Beau inched his way over the surface of the
battlefield, hitching across the wet leathery slabs.
Insubstantial, indistinct, there,
yet not, not quite standing, nor exactly hovering, the gossamer form in the
rippling bands, a woman beautiful beyond description, regarded him with kindly
eyes and smiled. With excruciating effort, Beau extended a hand toward her,
pulling himself midway up the meaty side and exposing himself to the full force
of the blast of the incalculable, before finally falling backward, broken on
the muck, dead with wide eyes, one hand still reaching toward the wavering
light.
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