She's out there somewhere.
Just beyond the next axe-throw.
The next kettlebell-chuck.
Next jabulin I throw, she'll be further away from me than whatever distance it goes.
But I keep trying, dammit. "Hey, yo, you behind this tree? You better not be. I'm about to throw a sledge hammer. Come on, let's go. Really odd, you lurking behind that tree."
She's out there somewhere, though.
Could be crouching behind a log for some ungodly reason.